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Read carefully
before proceeding. Parental discretion advised. Viewers strongly cautioned.
You must be this tall to ride. Do not leave child unattended. Adult
situations. Park and lock it. Not responsible. For educational purposes
only. Void where prohibited. Subject to availability. Some assembly
required. Batteries not included. Contents packed by weight, not volume;
contents may settle during shipment. Contents under pressure. Do not
incinerate. Do not induce vomiting. No step. Limit one per family. License,
title, taxes, shipping, dealer prep not included in base sticker price. One
way. Watch your step. No substitutions. Use only as directed. No other
warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or
heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some
viewers. For recreational use only. Mind the gap. Keep hands clear. Do not
disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. Subject to change
without notice. Times approximate. Aim away from face. May cause drowsiness,
fatigue and dry mouth. For external use only. One size fits all. Penalty for
misuse. Colors may fade. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Keep cool;
process promptly. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Right lane must turn
right. Post Office will not deliver without postage. The Surgeon General
advises that danger to health increases with amount smoked. Never siphon by
mouth. Current at time of printing. Pay before pumping. Not responsible for
direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any
defect, error or failure to perform. No radio. Cellular phone use
prohibited. No bills larger that $20. May contain xanthan gum, guar gum,
locust beans, mono- and diglycerides. May contain traces of peanut products
or process cheese food. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Contains
new material; do not remove under penalty of law. Sound horn. Add toner. Do
not feed the animals. Risk of shock. Sanitized for your protection. Slightly
higher west of the Mississippi. This is not a flying toy. Prices may vary in
Hawaii, Alaska and Puerto Rico. Serving suggestion. Not exactly as
illustrated. Not actual size. Do not refreeze. Limited time offer. You may
already be a wiener. Not transferable. Shading may occur. Use only in a
well-ventilated area. Keep away from spark or open flame. Replace with same
type. Approved for veterans. Some equipment shown is optional. Prerecorded
for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No
alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Photocopies and facsimiles are not accepted. Recommended for calorie-reduced
diets. Other applications constitute fraud. All copy is transmitted “for
immediate release” unless otherwise designated. All coupons remitted become
our property. List at least two alternate dates. You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you do or say can and will be used against you in a
court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an
attorney, one will be provided for you. This column is not yet rated. First
pull up, then pull down. Do not dry clean. Call toll-free number before
digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned appear
for identification purposes only. Place all metal objects in tray before
proceeding. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Average
execution time on marketable orders is less than 10 seconds. This is not an
offer to sell securities. No animals were harmed in the making of this
column. Harmful if swallowed. Do not fold, crush, bend, spindle or mutilate.
On approved credit. Credits not contractual. Do not start engine until
vessel has docked. Do not drop. Keep engine running, put gearshift in
neutral. Screen images are simulated. Detach here. Always wear your seat
belt. Those who appreciate quality enjoy it responsibly. Sight glass must be
full before and after delivery. Images were single-pass scanned at 400 dpi.
Your mileage may vary. Not for use with some sets. Your parents have to put
it together. Dolls do not actually talk. Barbie cannot move by herself.
Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt. Past performance is no
guarantee of future results. Do not try this at home. Get your parents’
permission. No pipe or cigar smoking. This product is not a safe alternative
to cigarettes. Vehicles transporting bees prohibited. Carry chains beyond
this point. No spitting. Contact your branch. For further information,
retain my stub. Do not use if seal is broken. Lather, rinse, repeat. Persons
with heart conditions, nursing mothers or other medical condition should
seek the advice of a physician. Do not exceed maximum dosage of eight
columns in 12 hours. No talking to operator while column is in motion.
Eye/foot/head/hearing protections must be worn. No unauthorized persons
beyond this point. Access all areas. Any resemblance to real persons living
or dead is purely coincidental. This is different from its original version;
it has been formatted to fit this screen. All rights reserved. |
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