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Everybody sing!

(To the tune of “Edelweiss”)

Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss

Earning our daily derision

Doughy, white, bent far-right

Wrecking a whole news division

Flailing incompetent

Screwing up, screwing up forever

Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss

What the f*ck are you doing?

CBS? What a mess

Nobody’s watching your network

Suggest you should quit

But it’s far too late

Damage done forever

Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss

What the f*ck are you doing?